Kinsey in Utero (Photo Credits to @grace_combs)
Dog Seizure
I heard this awful noise, like teeth chattering. I looked down at Zoey and her eyes were rolled in the back of her head and her tongue was sticking out and she appeared to be shaking, and my heart started racing, and I jumped and put my hand on her head…
then she woke up. She was just dreaming. But for a second there, I really thought she was having a dog seizure.
Conversations with My Husband
Bryant always kicks the covers off and pushes the sheet towards my side of the bed. Last night:
Me: Do you not like the sheet? You always kick it off.
Bryant: No, I love the sheet! I even made a nickname for it…SHEETY, not to be confused with my nickname for the toliet, SHITTY!
This makes me laugh out loud every single time.
(Source: hedgehogpincushion, via christypolek)
(via ache)
Oh my gosh. This made me laugh…and then feelike a horrible person. Kids are funny.
(Source: kellyoxford)


